Brace yourself, America – the fight for the future of this country has begun.
In the 48 hours since President-elect Donald Trump delivered a schoolyard booty stomp to Wokeistan, one thing has become frighteningly clear: Despite unequivocal evidence of an outright MAGA romp (an electoral college avalanche, a rare Republican popular vote victory and a likely GOP-controlled Congress) left-wing lunatics are still clinging to their oat-milk latte delusions like Joe Biden to a babys foot on Halloween.
To the progressively deranged – they may have lost the election night battle, but the war is still raging. And with Donald Hitler/Mussolini/Stalin/Lex Luthor Trump in the White House, its going to be no-holds barred brawl.
Re-listen to Kamalas concession cackle on Wednesday – and youll hear her subliminal pitch to be the next leader of the Pink Pussy Hat resistance.
We will continue to wage this fight in the voting booth, in the courts and in the public square… The fight for our freedom will take hard work, Harris howled over the blubbering of Tim Walz and Doug Emhoff (someone get these soyboys a safe-space).
In fact, every Democratic blowhard, who ever had designs on the power of the presidency, is sounding like Dirty Harry today.
Well fight to the death, said New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy on Wednesday.
Re-listen to Kamalas concession cackle on Wednesday – and youll hear her subliminal pitch to be the next leader of the Pink Pussy Hat resistance.
We will continue to wage this fight in the voting booth, in the courts and in the public square… The fight for our freedom will take hard work, Harris howled over the blubbering of Tim Walz and Doug Emhoff (someone get these soyboys a safe-space).
Chunky Illinois governor J.D. Pritzker warned Trump: You come for my people, you come through me. Thats a terrifying prospect given that Pritzker is built like a defensive lineman… who ate another defensive lineman.
Coiffed Californian Gavin Newsom – barely hiding his giddiness over his Golden State nemesis falling flat on her face – is convening an emergency legislative session to whiteboard all the ways to blackball the new White House.
Thats not very promising.
Surely, we can rely on the great American mainstream media to sort through all this nonsense and speak truth to these trolls. Just kidding – the squawking heads are even worse at reading the room.
Here was professional race-baiter Joy Reid on Election Night: Black voters came through for Kamala Harris, white women voters did not... This will be the second opportunity that white women in this country have to change the way they interact with the patriarchy, she droned.
And it wasnt just those lady-traitors who got Joyless Reid and her fellow MSNBCers spittin mad. Black and Hispanic men are – apparently – the real racist misogynists, according to these left-wing loons.
Joe Scarborough (who looked like Lloyd Bridges in Airplane after he picked the wrong week to quit sniffin glue) explained it this may: Its misogyny from Hispanic men. Its misogyny from black men… It might be race issues with Hispanics.
Isnt calling all black and Hispanic men who voted for Trump racist and misogynist kind of…. racist?
The stinking cloud of idiocy quickly drifted from MSNBC across Manhattan to the studios of The View.
Joe Scarborough (who looked like Lloyd Bridges in Airplane after he picked the wrong week to quit sniffin glue) explained it this may: Its misogyny from Hispanic men. Its misogyny from black men… It might be race issues with Hispanics.
Why did Latino voters in Texas (a border state mired in the worst mass immigration crisis in the nations history) swing 27-points towards Trump since 2020?
Misogyny and sexism — thats what that was, declared Ms. Sunny-Side Up Brains.
Its all so exhausting, but at least the liberal scolds on late night TV were funny for once — even though they didnt realize the joke was on them.
It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make this country go, sobbed ABCs Jimmy Kimmel.
Boo-hoo. Go cry yourself to sleep on a pillow stuffed with $100 bills. Fellow unfunny non-comic Stephen Colbert was equally glum: No one gets into this business because everything in their life worked out great, so were built for rough roads.
Does he think hes working in an Alaskan cannery? Get these clowns off the air!
Coiffed Californian Gavin Newsom – barely hiding his giddiness over his Golden State nemesis falling flat on her face – is convening an emergency legislative session to whiteboard all the ways to blackball the new White House.
None other than Miles Taylor, the infamous anonymous White House whistleblower who penned un-signed screeds from within the Trump administration in 2018, emerged from obscurity to encourage pencil-pushers everywhere to sabotage Team Trump.
Clearly, the Democratic establishment and the mainstream media are lining up for their starring role in the noble Trump resistance. But can America still rely on the patriotic Deep State (I mean, federal bureaucracy) to keep the ship of state sailing straight?
I wouldnt bet on it.
None other than Miles Taylor, the infamous anonymous White House whistleblower who penned un-signed screeds from within the Trump administration in 2018, emerged from obscurity to encourage pencil-pushers everywhere to sabotage Team Trump.
[Bureaucrats] might end up being the only reason Mr. Trump holds back from doing something unlawful — or at least, if they fail, they will be the only people to tell their fellow Americans the truth, he wrote for the New York Times, the morning after the election.
There you have it folks: An entrenched Democratic political class thats gearing up for 2028, an out-of-touch mainstream media that cant be bothered to think outside of their uber-liberal bubbles and an emboldened Deep State convinced theyre doing Gods work by opposing the will of the people.
At least this time… Trump knows what hes up against.